What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:19
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
With a marketing degree, can I do a master’s in film production?
Still no good.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
HSBC’s Mark Tucker to return to insurer AIA as chair - Financial Times
Thumbs down again.
No go.
share office space ...
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Warming climate may flip the script on the amount of CO₂ released by trees, study finds - Phys.org
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Mission Control: Eye of the Storm - NASA (.gov)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How much gold is there in the world? - Live Science
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Psychopathic individuals recognize unfairness but are less likely to punish it - PsyPost
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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